I got a girlfriend that’s better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She’s moving up, going right through my house
She’s gonna give me surprise
— Talking Heads, “Girlfriend is Better”
So. In his latest “Fair Game” column, Seven Days’ Paul Heintz let slip a little secret that pretty much everyone under the Golden Dome knew about but didn’t mention in polite company. Right there in Paragraph 29:
[John] Campbell’s girlfriend, Rep. Patti Komline (R-Dorset), also opposes the bill.
Gasp! Horrors! The Ladies’ Auxiliary clutches their pearls as one!
(Is Paul OK? Was he struck down by lightning?)
Used to be, in the broader world of politics, personal relationships were off limts. Even when, say, the Kennedy Boys were sharing the charms of Marilyn Monroe. Allegedly.
That wall has been largely breached in national politics, at least when there’s a substantive reason to report the private peccadillos of pols. But it remains intact here in Vermont. And maybe it shouldn’t.