Beyond their immediate, largely unworkable ideas for budget-cutting, they also promised a longer-term reform effort dubbed the “Plan for Prosperity,” in which working groups would come up with ways to lower the cost of government without reducing programs or services.
Isn’t that always the way. And yet somehow, when Republicans do get their hands on the levers of power, they never manage to identify those evanescent efficiencies. They usually resort to meat cleaver tactics like the ever-popular across-the-board cut.
Indeed, the “Plan for Prosperity” is strongly reminiscent of the last Republican Governor’s big idea — Challenges for Change. Which ended in abject failure, with elected officials from both parties concluding that it wouldn’t generate much in the way of savings.
Yeah, “Plan for Prosperity”… “Challenges for Change.” Meet the new plan, same as the old plan?
Well, assuming that sooner or later the Republicans will abandon — or quietly deep-six — their new initiative, I have some suggestions for future iterations of the Same Old Song.
— Action for Achievement
— Surge for Success
— Effort for Efficacy
— Crusade for Cornucopia
Okay, let’s think outside the box a little bit.
— Mission for Milk and Honey
Too wimpy? How about…
— Blueprint for BOOM
Yeah, that’s the stuff. But my favorite, which manages to capture both the spirit and caliber of Republican reform efforts:
— Kwest for Kwality.
There you go, guys. That oughta hold you through the year 2030 or so. Maybe by then you’ll be able to scare up a woman or two for your news conferences.