Pity Ariel Quiros. Our least favorite dark-skinned flatlander is a nine-figure millionaire, but his assets are frozen due to his (alleged) massive fraud in the Jay Peak case.
He claimed monthly expenses of $250,000, which I’m sure we can all agree is the absolute minimum required to sustain human life. He asked that the court unfreeze all but $50 million of his estimated $200 million fortune.
For those who failed elementary school math, he wanted to get his hands on $150,000,000.
The judge’s response:
The court granted Quiros access to three Merrill Lynch accounts containing $41,308.69.
And that’s how a judge, acting officially, gives someone the middle finger.