Ah, clickbait, thy name is Burlington Free Press. Today’s headline:
Accused Shelburne meat marauders cited
Wow. The mind reels. Was this a vicious gang, going around marauding meat? (Whatever that means.) Or were they an even more vicious gang, turning people into meat?
WIth breathelss anticipation, I clicked the link.
What a letdown.
Two people tried to steal $333 worth of meat from a supermarket.
Yep, that’s it.
Not only was the crime unworthy of the “marauder” monicker — they got caught!
“Marauders,” ny Aunt Fanny.