Yeah, somebody forgot to invite me to the secret ceremony — or maybe The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy intercepted my invitation, hmmm? — but apparently I have joined the ranks of the secret elect. Yes, I’m in the Firmament of Evil alongside Peter “Capo di tutti capo” Shumlin, Mary “Whirling Blades” Powell, Paul “Carbon Tax” Burns, Shap “The Fixer” Smith, Crea “Moneybags” Linthilac, and whoever else.
I learned of my elevation in a curious way: via Twitter, from one of our staunchest conservatives.
— Scot Shumski (@ScotShumski) July 4, 2016
Oooooh, “Orwellian”. Me likey!
Some explanation is needed, I’m sure, for the casual reader.